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Only yesterday, a court heard how a group of women using were allegedly conned out of £220,000 by a gang posing as ‘attractive middle-aged men’.One woman, Suzanne Hardman, was reduced to tears as she recounted how ‘James Richards’ conned her out of £170,000 – her life savings. And there are ways we can all be tricked - even those who think they're clued up about online dating. Telling us will suffice – we don’t need visual evidence in the form of a sweaty post-race under-carriage. Kids Nephews, nieces, friends kids, your kids – regardless of what form your love for small children takes, you’d do well to remember you’re trying to get a date not a work placement in an early years community nursery – enough of the under 5s. If it’s a flash soft top it says you’re a rich w***ker – or just a w***ker, especially if you’re in a show room and the car’s not even yours. Lycra You completed the London to Brighton cycle race. But if that’s really the case, it won't be because of their fake flattery and hyperbole.In simple terms, when they start saying, “Since you came into my life baby, I have looked forward to each sunshine” - as the fake ‘James Richards’ did - you should think again.Here’s 11 things you’re doing on your online dating profile that crack us up. Nipples The golden rule of online dating pictures, regardless of what state your body is in, is keep your top on. A Duran Duran T-shirt or a George Michael mullet c.1987 – yep, that should do it. There is such a thing as imagination and, when presenting yourself to a potential new date, for heaven’s sake let us use ours. Or, worse still, a photo of a photo – so grainy it could pass as a historic document.
You’d have thought with its increased popularity people would have mastered the art of a well constructed profile. From dodgy pictures to badly written profiles, the internet is awash with online dating fails – and it has us all in stitches. I sat on a stool at the centre of the bar, ordered a beer, and refreshed the feeds on my mobile. A basketball game played on several monitors at once. I allowed myself a moment’s longing for my living room and its couch.Then I pretended to watch the game on a monitor that allowed me to look the other way. I refreshed the feed that indicated whether other people in the neighbourhood were sitting alone in bars. An OK Cupid Locals invitation has to start with the word ‘Let’s’:‘Let’s go now you and I’ always comes into my mind, but I’ve never broadcast an OK Cupid chat signal, I just respond. Every era has its own utopian possibilities: ours is the chance to make our lives more bearable through technology.When someone says online dating, one of the first sites that comes to mind is Ok Cupid.It is estimated that there are about 30 million total users, with roughly 1 million unique users logging in every day.